Look at you
A perfect match
She’s so pretty
He’s a catch
They say romance is dead mais, au contraire
It's clear to us all, you are a pair
She likes the way that he talks
He likes the way that she walks
They're in love, so in love
She says he dances with grace
He puts a smile on her face
Like angel, from above
But the light in their eyes
Betrays a cruel surprise
The course of love is strange
Give it time
You’ll see
Things change...
Soon you will be arguing and bickering
With snide remarks and snickering
Forcing him and fighting him
Back stabbing him and biting him
And who left the back door open?
It's been days since we have spoken
Anything but harsh words
Oh it's so absurd
But love, love, love___is everything
Everything they say
That’s the price you pay
When you fall
Warts and all___in love
Is unfortunately everything
So you might enjoy it while you can
Right now he thinks you’re his queen
And his pers’nal hygiene
It's good, it’s quite good
She laughs at all of his jokes
And doesn’t mind that he smokes
He goes outside, like he should
He gets on well with her friends
And the texts that he sends
Are such a sweet exchange
Give it time
You’ll see
Things change
Soon it’s you are selfish, you are lazy
Your snoring drives me crazy
Don’t you ever stop complaining?
God your mother is so draining
You've been on the phone an hour
What’s that black stuff in the shower?
Stop checking your e-mails
And biting your nails
God love, love, love___is everything
Everything they say
That’s the price you pay
When you fall
Warts and all____in love
Is tragically everything
So you might enjoy it while you can
The long path to true love
Is dangerous and bumpy
The milk of human kindness
Will turn, sour and lumpy
Right now you’re both in bliss
And it doesn’t get much better than this___love
Love is everything
Makes you lose your mind
Takes you from behind
It’s insane
Back again___in love
Why must it ruin everything?
But still we
Grab the apple, take a bite
Love don’t work without a fight
Yes love (will leave you black and blue)
Love (it’s really nothing new)
Love__is__every (you two are so sweet together – I give it three weeks)
Love is everything
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