My little black dress
To you I confess
My secrets and dreams
Stitched into you seams
When life is a mess
Your hem I caress
You never depress me
With satin you bless me
My little black dress
Designed by Chanel
You fit me so well
When lovers attack
You cover my back
When I’ve been through hell
You cast your black spell
You have a faint smell
Like Sasha Distel
My little black dress
Promise me darling that you’ll never leave me
We’re woven together by fate
Say that you will not betray or deceive me
And I’ll try to stay the same weight
Oh Lord, my little black dress
Non, non, non, ne me quitte pas!
My little black dress
If you chose to speak, what havoc you’d wreak
Such stories you’d tell, like my old friend Jacques Brel
Little black dress do you love my physique
Or does your lining conceal a cruel streak?
My little black dress
It’s anyone’s guess
Will you always be true
Or will others wear you?
Each night I obsess
As I slowly undress
I want to possess you
I need to steam-press you
My little black…dress!
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